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Post by The Admin Account on Oct 26, 2009 18:51:06 GMT -5
Here's One For You. A seven-year-old Toronto , Ontario boy was at the center of a Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents & he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged they had also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family & learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references & confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Yawn, is it just me or is it getting cOLD in here? No love for my joke?
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Post by Detroit Red Wings GM on Oct 26, 2009 21:01:16 GMT -5
Why did Tosk interrupt 2 people have sex.
A: He wanted to know what it was like to stop someone from scoring.
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Post by Detroit Red Wings GM on Oct 26, 2009 21:03:23 GMT -5
A teacher tells the kids in her class that when she calls their name, they have to stand up and tell the rest of the class what their father does for a job. She calls 'Billy' so Billy stands up and tells the class that his dad is an architect. 'Susan'. Susan's dad is a lawyer. Next the teacher shouts out 'John'. John stands up, looking very uncomfortable. 'Tell us what your daddy does' says the teacher. 'My daddy is a stripper on Church Street' says John, to which the whole class laughs.
At recess the teacher finds John and says 'John, I know what your dad does for a living, why did you lie?' John replies 'I was too embarassed to say that he played for the Leafs'.
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Post by Hockeymaster - Retired NYR GM on Oct 26, 2009 21:26:39 GMT -5
lol, i saw that coming
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Post by Smolik20 - Retired Blues GM on Oct 27, 2009 12:07:40 GMT -5
whats the difference between the leafs and the non-existant team that was supposed to be in hamilton? 1 point!
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Post by Heater - Former Capitals GM on Oct 27, 2009 13:39:36 GMT -5
C'est trois now St. Louis. For shame.
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Post by Heater - Former Capitals GM on Oct 27, 2009 13:41:05 GMT -5
Here's One For You. A seven-year-old Toronto , Ontario boy was at the center of a Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents & he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged they had also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family & learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references & confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. This is my new favorite joke, congratulations.
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