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Post by Wynne - Retired Flyers GM on Jul 24, 2009 7:02:19 GMT -5
I am bored, so why not get a joke thread going? The racism rule DOES NOT apply here  Let the jokes begin! |
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Post by The Admin Account on Jul 24, 2009 7:03:43 GMT -5
How do you kill a one-legged Fox?
Make it run across Canada.
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Post by Wynne - Retired Flyers GM on Jul 24, 2009 7:06:44 GMT -5
What is long and hard on a black person?
Grade 1
Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open.
What are 3 things black people can't get?
A fat lip, a job, and a black eye.
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
About 9 months.
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Post by The Admin Account on Jul 24, 2009 7:08:08 GMT -5
What do you call black abortion clinics?
Crimestoppers.
Why are black people so fast?
All the slow ones are in jail.
Why do Mexicans re-fry beans?
Ever see them get something right the first time?
What do you do when you see a Mexican paper boy on a bike?
Chase him, it's probably your bike.
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Post by Wynne - Retired Flyers GM on Jul 24, 2009 7:14:48 GMT -5
Did you hear about the 2 car pile-up in the Wal-Mart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died.
Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dad built it and their mom cleans it.
What is a Mexican's favourite sport?
Cross country
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they always steal the green card
Did you hear about the one Mexican that went to college?
Me neither.
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Post by Smolik20 - Retired Blues GM on Jul 24, 2009 9:17:51 GMT -5
O.K. so its not a one liner but here it goes
a white guy walks into a bar and sees a black guy and an indian sitting beside each other. The white guy sits between them and orders a drink. He takes a sip and turns to the indian who says, "once we were many, now we are few." The white guys smirks, takes a drink and turns to the black guy who then says, "once we were few, now we are many." The white guy laughs turns to the indian and says, "thats because we havent played cowboys and niggers yet."
sorry for the N-Bomb but it makes the punch line.
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Post by The Admin Account on Jul 24, 2009 19:37:41 GMT -5
Why do Mexicans not win any medals at the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S. already.
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Post by Hockeymaster - Retired NYR GM on Aug 29, 2009 12:51:09 GMT -5
Why do Mexicans not win any medals at the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S. already. I've heard that one so many times  |
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Post by C00kies - Retired Kings GM on Jul 12, 2010 23:50:52 GMT -5
What do you call a large group of old, female bears?
A: Many paws
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Post by Hockeymaster - Retired NYR GM on Jul 13, 2010 0:00:43 GMT -5
Ok here's one I heard of...
Okay,
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
I LOL'd so hard to this haha.
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Post by Toronto Maple Leafs GM on Jul 13, 2010 15:53:04 GMT -5
What does a gynecologist and pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell but not eat.
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Post by Hockeymaster - Retired NYR GM on Jul 14, 2010 11:43:54 GMT -5
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Post by New Jersey Devils GM on Jul 14, 2010 13:30:51 GMT -5
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Post by Hockeymaster - Retired NYR GM on Jul 14, 2010 22:38:29 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by C00kies - Retired Kings GM on Jul 20, 2010 23:21:38 GMT -5
I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is U  |
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