Quotes

[Detroit Red Wings GM]

Meh, I thought it would be a kinda cool idea to post some epic quotes.

So to start it off;

"Is hockey hard? I don't know, you tell me. We need to have the strength and power of a football player, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the concentraion of a brain surgeon. But we need to put all this together while moving at high speeds on a cold and slippery surface while 5 other guys use sticks to try and kill us, oh yeah did I mention that this whole time we're standing on blades 1/8 of an inch thick? Is ice hockey hard? I don't know, you tell me. Next question." -Brendan Shanahan

[Heater - Former Capitals GM]

"San Diego, which of course in German means 'a whales vagina'."
-Ron Burgundy

Surprised no one replied to this thread yet.

[Detroit Red Wings GM]

There's one guy, I can't remember his name, had hilarious quotes.

[Heater - Former Capitals GM]

Hmm, I almost know who you're talking about lol

[The Admin Account]

My all-time fave from Patrick Roy.

Jeremy Roenick (during 1996 Avs/Hawks Playoff Series): I liked that quote that Patrick would have stopped me if I'd had that penalty shot. I just wanna know where he was in game 3, picking his jock out of the rafters of the United Center."

Patrick Roy: "I couldn't hear what Jeremy was saying because I had my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears."

[Sidd - Former Thrashers GM]

"I've been gifted. The world is full of people who not only haven't been gifted, but have had some thing taken away from them. All I have to do is see one of them, some little girl who can't walk, and then I don't think I'm such a hero anymore. I think that compared to them, I'm a very small article." -Bobby Orr

[Lilwayne - Retired Canucks GM]

time to revive this shit

"To be the man, you got to beat the man" - Rick Flair

lmao

[Allabouthockey - Former CGY GM]

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney

[manameis]

when did shanahan say that lol that's pretty nice

[Wynne - Retired Flyers GM]

"That's great, the game values him at 78."

Pittsburgh Penguins GM - hockeyfan101

[New York Islanders GM]

"We're hiring Aki Berg, because his time with Cranker and Mike Myers will most defiantly be an asset to this team." - Minnesota Wild's GM Nemits

[Allabouthockey - Former CGY GM]

funny nyi its a lol for sure

[The Admin Account]

"171st in the draft. 1st in shootout order. Soft hands. Hard shot. Life is full of paradoxes."

- Pavel Datsyuk

[Deleted]

"We will make the playoffs and compete for the Stanley Cup"

- Paul Maurice as Leafs head coach, about a year later the Leafs had the 5th Overall Pick and Paul Maurice was fired

[Colorado Avalanche GM]

"Get high."