Dallas's (got fired as nucks) so HAWKS BAGM!

[Lilwayne - Retired Canucks GM]

Yes, its another one of those cheap rip-offs from EDM’s Be a GM mode, but this time its a Canucks version! lol

Alright, so the organization tells me I have no time to waste...okay...and they want me to win 44 fucking games....so they basically want me to finish first in the division. Alright...
I pass on playing the prospects game and the North American Juniors beat the World Prospects 5-2.

My assistant coach said “I Sat in on the prospects game to see if I could spot any diamonds in the rough, as it were, Here are my top 5 picks based on what I saw

C – Trevor Pollock
C – Rami Koskinen
LW – Sheldon Kennedy
C – Michael Phillips
C – Jaroslav Valabik”
And i thought the nucks were fine with their depth at center...i guess we’re not...

The team wants me to set up a trade block so I do and put my 2nd Round Pick, Kevin Bieksa and Pavol Demitra on the block (hopefully teams saw how he played in the Olympics )
Time for the draft, Nucks pick 22nd
A few trades happened before the draft started and they went as following
To Caps – D Cory Sarich
To Flames – D Tom Poti
Fair enough

To Boston – D Sergei Gonchar and D Jay Mckee
To Pittsburgh – G Tim Thomas and RW Miroslav Satan
What the fuck is going on here lol

To Dallas – D Andrew Ference and LW Guillaume Lefebvre
To Boston – D Mark Fistric and D Trevor Ludwig
Okay

Mtl’s phoning, I’m pretty tempted to ignore for some random reason but i pick up lol (they pick 18th this round)
They offer
To Nucks – G Halak
To MTL – LW Hordichuk and D McIver
Is Bob Gainey high?! Lol i accept, doesnt hurt having a 85 OV goalie making under 800K

Ooo the rangers are calling too (they pick 19th)
They offer
To Nucks – C Locke
To Rangers – C Rypien
Hmmm he has potential apparently but fuck it, rypien’s the shit lol (I decline)

The draft begins and now its my turn!
The first two guys my scout said are gone so I pick
LW – Sheldon Kennedy (but he’s 20 years old)
1st Round is over!

Lets update the trades that took place
To Boston – LW David Koci
To Colorado – LW Shawn Thornton
Wow boston are wheeling and dealing

Boston/Phx made a minor league deal
To Rangers – C Rob Neidermayer and 2nd Round Pick (NJ)
To Devils – D Matt Gilroy
Cant believe devils just did that to neids

Detroit and Edmonton are calling me so i pick up
LOL Detroit offer me
To Nucks – RW Bertuzzi
To Wings - C Johnson
I accept, bertuzzi’s back lol

Edmonton offer
To Nucks – RW Hemsky and G Khabibulin
To Oilers – D Bieksa and D Mitchell
As much as i wanted to do this, i cant take on another 1 way contract (goalie-wise) so i decline

My turn and I pick some D-man named Poulin

2nd Round Over, time to check out some trades
To Dal – LW Steve Begin and RW Mark Recchi
To Bos – C Toby Petersen and D Karlis Skrastins
Wtf are boston doing lol

To Wild – RW Daniel Cleary and 4th (DET)
To Det – D Greg Zanon and D Ryan Lannon
? lol

Pens are calling and they offer
To Nucks – RW Dupuis and G Johnson
To Pens – D Bieksa and D Rome
I decline this for obvious reasons

Back to Round 3 and I picked a guy named D FUKUFUJI lol awesome
No trades happened and I get no offers so off to Round 4
I pick LW Boisclair and nothing happens trading wise and in Round 5 i pick some Sumal guy

MY Gm rep dropped, well fuck them then lol time to sign rookies and I offer them all contracts and they all sign, woohoo
I buy out Brad Lukowich’s contract and holy fuck ... i smell this strong waft of marijuana, i swear to god its like as strong as they come haha (its 4 am btw)....back to the game

I sim to July 1st and My GM rep went up even though i did nothing and I got a 2nd phone..sweet lol
There isn’t really anyone big to sign besides Zherdev, Hudler and Brendl and Zherdev has 0 interest in the nucks...well we had 0 interest in him too, asshole :/
I don’t really see anyone i like but i give an offer to one young kid and he signed with me
I sim to July 31st, lets see what happened in the world of trading/UFA’s

To LAK – LW Simon Gagne
To PHI – C Michael Handzus
“I'm surprised Michal Handzus didn't get dealt for Simon Gagne, that happens in almost every Be-a-GM I do. – PENS”
WTF lol, this is retarded but okay haha

To Toronto – D Pavel Kubina and D Arturs Kulda
To Atlanta – D Mike Komisarek and D Jonas Frogen
Toronto missed kubina?

A few minor league trades here and there
To CBJ – LW Patrick Sharp
To CHI – C Samuel Pahlsson
Nice pick up for the jackets

And a lot of other minor deals that took place to cap of July
As for FA signings,
CBJ – G Manny Fernandez
Dal – D Brad Lukowich
And other small name players

That’s it for July
1 Minor league deal in July between the caps and jackets same goes for FA Acquisitions
Lol that fucker zherdev is still in the FA pool

Time to start the season (i have 650K in space and these are my lines)
Sedin 88 – Sedin 89 – Demitra 83
Raymond 82 – Kesler 85 – Bertuzzi 81
Burrows 82 – Welly 78 – Sammy 81
Pettinger 77 – Rypien 77 – Bernier 81

Mitchell 83 – Ehrhoff 84
Salo 80 – Edler 82
SOB 79 – Bieksa 80

Lui 92
Schneider 78

I guess halak starts with the moose and i hate seeing burrs on the 3rd but ill test kes/bert for a bit



Here comes the first game of the season against those flames and we get whooped 4-1, other team had 8 fucking powerplays and took 34 shots, wow. I sim to the end of October and we finish off with a bad record of 7-7-0 (they had a 4 game win-streak and beat the leafs 4-3 i may add, while having a 3 game losing streak)

My boss just told me he’s expecting me to make the conference semi-finals...fuck too much pressure! Lol

On a side-note my AHL team has an awesome record of 10-2-2.

We need to play better as we’re on pace for only 41 wins! Come on nucks

I sim to the end of November and our new record is 13-11-2 (that’s 6-4-2 in the month of November!) – I put Burrows on the 2nd line so he did well, but it was a crappy idea of testing out Bert-Kesler. We went on a 5 game losing streak and a 5 game winstreak lol.

My AHL team is now 18-6-2 (they went 8-4-0 this month).

Sens offer me
To Nucks – D Phillips and C Cullen
To Sens – LW Sedin and RW Pope
I know my team’s not doing too well but come on lol (I decline)

Flames Offer me
To Nucks – C Armstrong and C Grantham (not Colby)
To Flames – LW Raymond and RW Pope
No.

The Scout said he feels it will be a good draft this year, hopefully he’s wrong cuz we’re supposed to come first lol

Still on pace for 41 wins BTW :/

A few trades to update

To ATL – D Mike Weber
To BUF – LW Evander Kane
Nice pick-up by BUF

To ANA – LW Mitch Fritz
To TB – 2nd Round Pick (ANA) and 3rd Round Pick (ANA)
When the fuck did Fritz 74 become worth a 2nd and 3rd? Lol

We sit in 8th place right now, 7 points back of Colorado (second) and Kings are in first. As for leafs fans, leafs are 8-15-1 and sit dead last, at least they have their picks this time around lol



Now on to December, Our new record is 21-17-3 (we went 8-6-1 this month) and had a 6 game winstreak! On pace for 42 wins, come on guys, we need 44!

AHL team is now 24-10-3 (went 6-4-1 this month)

STL sent me an offer
To Nucks – D Brewer and C Armstrong
To Blues – RW Shirokov and RW Demitra
Good offer but I decline

Lets update some trades for the month of December

To Ana – D Matt Gilroy and a 5th (NJ)
To NJ – D Nick Boynton and a 4th (ANA)
9 OV gain for NJ, cup-run?

To BUF – LW Jay Rosehill and RW Kyle Rogers
To TOR – C Nathan Gerbe and C Len Palyga
Alrighty

To NYR – D Vesa Berg
To DAL – D Michael Del Zotto
Nice deal for dallas

To Ott – LW Alex Tanguay
To TB – Chris Neil
Lob-sided trades by computer lol


We start the New Year hoping for success and start off with a Win! But lose to the leafs Our new record is 27-23-4 (we’re 6-6-1 this month)...not good as we’re only on pace for 41 wins.

AHL team is now 30-17-4 (they went 6-7-1 this month).

A few trades to update

To Canes – C Andrew Ebbet
To Minny – 2nd Round Pick (CAR) and C Mike Angelidis

To Canes – D Bryan McCabe and D Ville Koistinen
To Florida – D Tim Gleason and C Rod Brinkd’Amour

To PHX – RW Jere Lethninen
To DAL – RW Petr Prucha

To Col – RW Maxim Afiniogenov
To ATL – LW Shawn Thornton

Still in 8th with 58 points and Calgary are in 2nd with 69. Damnit. Those leafs are now 24-30-2 (50 points) in 12th place, 6 points back of the habs.


On to February now, We are now 31-26-4 (went 4-3-0 this month). On pace for 42 wins now.

AHL Team is now 37-21-4 (went 7-4-0 this month).

As for Trades

Adam foote got traded to ATL for some no namers

To PHI – C Mike Comrie and C Ryan Potulny
To EDM – LW Daniel Carcillo and RW Jason Ward

That’s it for February, now time to sim up to the trade deadline (we lose our game before the trade deadline btw).

Boston Sends me an offer

To Nucks – D Mckee
To Bruins – RW Grabner
I accept, time to make a strong push for the cup! Lol

Colorado sends me an offer
To Nucks – D Salei
To Avs – RW Demitra
No thanks

Boston sends me an offer
To Nucks – D Morris, C Peterson and D Skrastins
To Bruins – LW Raymond and RW Demitra
I decline

SJ sends me an offer
To Nucks – D Richter and 3rd (SJ)
To SJ – RW Shirokov
No deal

2 last minute offers, 1 from OTT other from NYR
To Nucks – D Carkner
To Ottawa – RW Pope
No?

To Nucks – D Valentenko
To NYR – D Oberg
I accept, the guy i get is better lol


Other deals that occurred on Trade Deadline Day

To NYR – D Greg Zanon
To DET – C Vaclav Prospal

To Buf – D Adam McQuaid
To Bos – LW Evander Kane


To Pens – D Marek Zidlicky
To Wild – D Brooks Orpik

*BIG DEAL*
To STL – RW Daniel Alfredsson and RW Ryan Shannon
To OTT – D Eric Brewer and Shane Hnidy
Wow lol

To NSH – D Sheldon Souray
To EDM – RW Jean-Pierre Dumont
Fair Deal

To EDM – D Trevor Daley
To DAL – D Steve Staios, 2nd Round Pick (EDM) and a 4th Round Pick (EDM)
*facepalm*

To ATL – RW Miroslav Satan
To Pens – D Jonas Frogen
Nice pick up for Atlanta

To Ottawa – LW Ryan Clowe
To SJ – D Anton Volchenkov

Last Minute Deals

To TOR – LW Josh Gratton
To ATL – C Jamie Lundmark

To STL – G Jhonas Enroth and D Dennis Persson
To BUF – D Alex Pietrangelo and Rami Koskinen
Dumb trade by STL and that rami guy was who my scout wanted lol

To CBJ – D Robyn Regehr
To CGY – D Fedor Tyutin and a 3rd Round Pick (CBJ)
Steal



*BLOCKBUSTER FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT lol*
To PHI – D Duncan Keith and D Jordan Hendry
To CHI – D Chris Pronger and D Joey Mormina
Damnit prongers back in the west

*WTF TRADE*
To TB – D Bryan Allen and D Dennis Seidenberg
To FLA – RW Martin St.Louis and LW Todd Fedoruk
.........like it says above WTF lol

That’s the wrap for the deadline!

1st – Columbus – 85
2nd – Anaheim – 77
3rd – Calgary – 75
4th – Chicago – 70
5th – Colorado – 70
6th – Los Angeles – 69
7th – Edmonton – 67
8th – San Jose – 66
9th – Vancouver – 66
10th – St.Louis – 66
11th – Minnesota – 66
12th – Detroit – 62
13th – Nashville – 61
14th – Phoenix – 58
15th – Dallas – 58

As for the leafs, they are in 13th place with 57 points and 8 points back of the sens.

My leading scorer – Daniel Sedin – 33G – 36A = 69PTS (62GP)
NHL Leading Scorer – Marian Gaborik – 45G – 46A = 91PTS (63GP) *Crosby 1 point back*

Here’s my line-up for the final push

Sedin 88 – Sedin 89 – Demitra 83
Raymond 82 – Kesler 85 – Burrows 82
Bertuzzi 81 – Welly 78 – Sammy 81
Pettinger 77 – Rypien 77 – Bernier 81

McKee 83 – Ehrhoff 84
Mitchell 83 – Edler 82
Salo 80 – Bieksa 80

Lui 92
Schneider 78


More to come later on.

Have fun reading

[Wynne - Retired Flyers GM]

Nicely done Stars.

[New York Islanders GM]

Nice. Must take awhile with all of those trades lol

[Allabouthockey - Former CGY GM]

Nicely Done Stars

[Lilwayne - Retired Canucks GM]

lol thanks, that Michael Handzus trade actually made me Lol

[Lilwayne - Retired Canucks GM]

Lets go boys! Time to make the playoffs and make that strong push.

We’re tied for 8th right now and got a big game against the Wings but lose 2-1 . At the end of March our new record is 38-34-4...HORRIBLE! (we went 7-8-0 this month). Not clutch at all...We got 6 Huge games left in April and are currently sitting 11th place . But we’re only 2 points back of 8th so we still have a shot at it. Gonna be a tough last games but hopefully we can put something out.

As for my AHL Team, they are now 47-22-5 (went 10-1-1 this month...NICE!)

The Leafs sit in 11th too and are only 4 points back of 8th with 6 games left. Atlanta is in 8th with MTL in 7th (2 points ahead). Could the leafs actually make it for once? Lol


Onto April, the final 6 games, i think we need a record around 5-1 to make it. Well here we go!

First Game is against the Kings – and we pull off a massive 2-0 win!!!
Second Game is against the Ducks – and we win 3-1, woohoo
Third Game is against the Wild – and we lose 6-1, Fuckkkkkk

There are 3 games left and we are tied for 8th but the Blues have 1 game in hand. Edm are in 10th with 83 and have a game in hand too.

Toronto are 6 points back with 3 games left, so they’re basically out.

For these last 3 games ill do slow sims and show the score period by period and update standings game after game.

NUCKS vs AVS
1st period – Nucks take a 1-0 lead
2nd period – No goals
3rd period – No goals
NUCKS WIN 1-0!

Even though we won, we’re now in 9th place :/
Tied with SJ for 8th but they have 1 more win. Col are 2 points back and STL are in 7th with 87 Chi in 6th with 87.

NUCKS vs SHARKS
1st period – Nucks take 1-0 lead
2nd period – Sharks score 2, but so do nucks 3-2
3rd period – SJ score 2 and nucks score 1 making it 4-4
OT – No goals
Shootout - Nucks win
NUCKS WIN 5-4!!!


LOL we’re in 6th place after that win haha, these are the full standings heading into the final game.

1st – Columbus – 105 (82GP) – clinched
2nd – Calgary – 103 (81GP) - clinched
3rd – Anaheim – 91 (81GP) - clinched
4th – Los Angeles – 91 (80GP) - clinched
5th – Chicago – 89 (81GP)
6th – Vancouver – 88 (81GP)
7th – St.Louis– 88 (81GP)
8th – Minnesota– 88 (81GP)
9th – San Jose– 87 (81 GP)
10th – Detroit – 84 (81GP) - out
11th – Dallas – 84 (81 GP) - out
12th – Colrado – 84 (81GP) - out
13th – Edmonton – 83 (80GP) - out
14th – Phoenix – 74 (81GP) - out
15th – Nashville – 74 (81GP) - out

We’re playing the 2nd place team, the flames...ah crap

NUCKS vs FLAMES – FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON
1st period – Flames take the lead 1-0
2nd period – nucks score two 2-1
3rd period – flames get 2, nucks 1 3-3
OT – Sammy scores the winner 4-3
NUCKS WIN! 4-3

Wooohooo i knew getting McKee would help somewhat lol...The final standings are as followed

1st – Columbus – 105
2nd – Calgary – 104
3rd – Anaheim – 93
4th – Los Angeles – 93
5th – Vancouver – 90
6th – St.Louis– 90
7th – Minnesota– 90
8th – San Jose– 89
9th – Chicago – 89
10th – Detroit – 86
11th – Edmonton – 86
12th – Dallas – 84
13th – Colrado – 84
14th – Phoenix – 74
15th – Nashville – 74

As for my AHL Manitoba finished first in the NHL with 109 points. Go halak Go lol.


CANUCKS STATS

POINTS – DANIEL SEDIN - 84
GOALS – DANIEL SEDIN – 39
ASSISTS – CHRISTIAN EHRHOFF – 49
PIMS – TODD BERTUZZI - 155

Top Players for Nucks

DANIEL SEDIN – 39G-45A=84PTS
MASON RAYMOND – 32G-37A=69PTS
PAVOL DEMITRA – 24G-38A=62PTS
RYAN KESLER – 22G-36A=58PTS
CHRISTIAN EHRHOFF – 8G-49A=57PTS
SAMI SALO – 12G-42A=54PTS
HENRIK SEDIN – 8G-44A=52PTS
ALEX EDLER – 8G-35A=43PTS
TODD BERTZZI -14G-28A=42PTS
ALEX BURROWS -18G-13A=31PTS
MIKAEL SAMUELSSON – 23G-6A=29PTS


ROBERTO LUONGO (2.80) 43-39 (including OT losses) 90.5%


NHL LEADERS

POINTS – SIDNEY CROSBY – 122
GOALS – MARIAN GABORIK – 56
ASSISTS – SIDNEY CROSBY – 69
PIMS – DEREK BOOGARD – 235

TOP PLAYERS

SIDNEY CROSBY – 53G-69A=122PTS
MARIAN GABORIK – 56G-54A=110PTS
MARIAN HOSSA – 48G-55A-103PTS
THOMAS VANEK – 50G-51A=101PTS
HENRIK ZETTERBERG – 35G-61A=96PTS
SIMON GAGNE – 44G-52A=96PTS
ILYA KOVALCHUK – 44G-51A=95PTS
PHIL KESSEL – 40G-54A=94PTS
JAROME IGINLA – 36G-56A=92PTS
KRIS VERSTEEG – 26G-66A=92PTS
DANY *FUCKING*HEATLEY – 48G-43A=91PTS

Others above 90 points were okposo, grabovksi, malkin and nash.


NOW ONTO THE PLAYOFFS!

My boss just got pissed at me because i missed his goal of 44 wins (I got 43 :/ lol), he says I can make up for it with a strong playoff.

The following Matchups are as followed

WEST

1.CBJ
8.SJ

2.CGY
7.MIN

3.ANA
6.STL

4.LA
5.VAN


EAST

1.PIT
8.OTT

2.BUF
7.ATL

3.FLA
6.MTL

4.NJ
5.NYR


MORE TO COME LATER (PLAYOFF SIMMING)

have fun reading

[Elite - Former Oilers GM]

Yours is the best by Far

[The Admin Account]

You should've kept Grabner. He always develops to a very high rating.

[Nemits - Former Minnesota GM]

Yeah you fail for trading Grabner

[Lilwayne - Retired Canucks GM]

Fuck lol my bad , well i simmed the playoffs n shit and have it all typed so here it comes

[Lilwayne - Retired Canucks GM]

NOW ONTO THE PLAYOFFS!

My boss just got pissed at me because i missed his goal of 44 wins (I got 43 :/ lol), he says I can make up for it with a strong playoff.

The following Matchups are as followed

WEST
1.CBJ
8.SJ

2.CGY
7.MIN

3.ANA
6.STL

4.LA
5.VAN


EAST
1.PIT
8.OTT

2.BUF
7.ATL

3.FLA
6.MTL

4.NJ
5.NYR



Let’s start this off by checking which teams got the injury bug. It’s April 13, 2010 right now.

Ana – G – Hiller (Separated Shoulder – returning April 22, 2010)
COL – D – Preissing (A Fractured Jaw – returning April 20, 2010)
DET – C – Filppula (A Herniated Disk – returning April 19, 2010)
EDM – RW – Penner (A Fractured Jaw – returning April 18, 2010)
FLA – G – Vokoun (A Bruised Hip – returning May 4, 2010)
LAK – RW – Lewis (Bruised Ribs – returning April 28, 2010)
NJ – D – Greene (A Mild Concussion – returning April 16, 2010)
NYR – G – Valiquette (A Broken Foot – returning May 3, 2010)
PHI – LW – Hartnell (A Sore Hip – returning April 21, 2010)

Now time to get to some playoff action!

GAME 1 - Vancouver Defeats LA with a score of 1-0
GAME 2 – Vancouver Defeats LA in OT with a score of 2-1 (kesler scores 2 mins in)

We got 2 games at home, this can be huge for us!

Game 3 – Vancouver Defeats LA with a score of 4-3
Game 4 – Vancouver Defeats LA in OT with a score of 4-3 (Henrik scores 3 min in on PP)

VANCOUVER SWEEP THE KINGS!! Woohoo

Time to see what’s going on with the others (and my AHL team)


WEST

1.CBJ - 3
8.SJ - 1

2.CGY - 2
7.MIN - 1

3.ANA - 2
6.STL - 2

4.LA - 0
5.VAN - 4


EAST

1.PIT - 3
8.OTT - 1

2.BUF - 0
7.ATL - 3

3.FLA - 2
6.MTL -2

4.NJ – 2
5.NYR – 1


Everything looks okay but i’m surprised ATL has a 3-0 series lead over the sabres

MY AHL Team is tied up a 2-2 right now...didn’t expect that.

ROUND 1 is Over and this is how it went


WEST

1.CBJ - 4
8.SJ - 2

2.CGY - 3
7.MIN – 4
Nice comeback by Minny

3.ANA - 2
6.STL - 4

4.LA - 0
5.VAN - 4


EAST

1.PIT - 4
8.OTT - 1

2.BUF - 3
7.ATL - 4

3.FLA - 2
6.MTL -4

4.NJ – 4
5.NYR – 1

So the new matchups for Round 2 are!

West

1.CBJ
7.MIN

5.VAN
6.STL

EAST

1.PIT
7.ATL

4.NJ
6.MTL

And my AHL team won 4-2 so they’re on to Round 2 too. It’s April 27, 2010, time to update some injuries. (only playoff teams).

MIN – RW – Havlat (A wrist Sprain returning May 5, 2010)
STL – C – McDonald (A Hip Pointer returning May 13, 2010) – AWESOME!

Time to start Round 2!

GAME 1 – St. Louis Defeats Vancouver with a score of 3-2.
GAME 2 – St. Louis Defeats Vancouver in OT with a score of 6-5 (Tkachuk scores on PP 1 min in)

Lost both games at home...come on guys! Luongo needs to pick it up fast...

Game 3 – Vancouver Defeats St. Louis with a score of 3-2.
Game 4 – St. Louis Defeats Vancouver with a score of 4-3.

Damnit, we’re down 3-1, lets pull out a miracle boys! Let’s check out the other teams and my AHL team.

West

1.CBJ - 3
7.MIN - 2

5.VAN - 1
6.STL - 3

EAST

1.PIT - 4
7.ATL -1
Expected of pens to do so.

4.NJ - 2
6.MTL -2

As for my AHL team, they are winning 3-2 right now. Time to get back to some Round 2 action!

Game 5 – St. Louis breaks Vancouver’s dream, and Defeats them 4-3 in OT (Tkachuk scores 7 fucking seconds in....WTF, goalie change anyone? Lol)

ST. Louis DEFEAT THE NUCKS 4-1!

MY boss is mad and said my performance wasn’t up to par, he isn’t happy with this year’s result. (please don’t fire me lol)

My AHL team won 4-2.

Round 2 is over, lets see how everything went down.

West

1.CBJ - 4
7.MIN - 3

5.VAN - 1
6.STL - 4

EAST

1.PIT - 4
7.ATL - 1

4.NJ - 3
6.MTL – 4

Ouch NJ gets taken out, Round 3 match-ups are as following

WEST

1.CBJ
6.STL

EAST

1.PIT
6.MTL




As for AHL its

West

1.MTB (my ahl team)
4.CHA

EAST

4.NRF
4.SPR


Only 1 injury to update, its May 12, 2010 right now.

PIT – G – Thomas (A Fractured Collarbone Returning May 20, 2010)


After the first four games, this is how things look.

WEST

1.CBJ -4
6.STL - 0

EAST

1.PIT -2
6.MTL -2

Jackets are fucking sick! Lol

Pens end up beating MTL 4-3, so this is the Finals!!

1.CBJ
1.PIT

As for AHL it’s

1.MTB (my team)
1.SPR


LOL i just noticed its Jackets vs Pens (the two admins in our league...damn i’m slow :/)

Jackets take the first 3 games!
And Manitoba are winning 3-2

AND ITS OFFICAL, THE COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS SWEEP THE PENS (and pens lose again in the finals lol). THEY ARE THE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!

AND MY FARM TEAM, MANITOBA MOOSE, ARE CALDER CUP CHAMPIONS!! (winning 4-2).

It was an okay year i guess, we got some hardware, time to check out the awards/playoff stats.

STANLEY CUP – COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS
CALDER CUP – MANITOBA MOOSE
PRESIDENTS’ TROPHY – PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
CLARENCE S. CAMPBELL BOWL (west winner) – COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS
PRINCE OF WALES TROPHY (east winner) – PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
ART ROSS TROPHY – SIDNEY CROSBY
HART MEMORIAL TROPHY – ROBERTO LUONGO (Luuuuuu)
JAMES NORRIS MEMORIAL TROPHY – DREW DOGHTY (well desereved)
LADY BYNG MEMORIAL TROPHY – MARIAN GABORIK (surprised it wasn’t dats)
CALDER MEMORIAL TROPHY – JIMMY HOWARD
CONN SMYTHE TROPHY – MATHIEU GARON
VEZINA TROPHY – ROBERTO LUONGO (Luuuuuuuu)
WILLIAM M. JENNINGS TROPHY – NIK BACKSTROM
BILL MASTERTON MEMORIAL TROPHY – ANZE KOPITAR
FRANK J. SELKE TROPHY – RUSLAN FEDOTENKO
LESTER B. PEASRSON AWARD – MARIAN GABORIK
MAURICE RICHARD TROPHY – MARIAN GABORIK


My top 5 players in the playoffs were (9GP)

Mason Raymond – 4G-7A=11PTS
Daniel Sedin – 3G-6A=9PTS
Henrik Sedin – 2G-6A=8PTS
Pavol Demitra – 3G-5A=8PTS
Ryan Kesler – 4G-4A=8PTS

The best in the league was in 21GP

Rich Nash – 16G-14A=30PTS

And Mathieu Garon went 16-5 in the playoffs

THE 2009/2010 SEASON IS OFFICALLY OVER!!!

Thanks for tuning in guys, Season 2 will start shortly

[C00kies - Retired Kings GM]

That trade you said was bad the St.Louis (Enroth for Pietrangelo [pretty much]) isn't bad at all. The Blues need a goalie (he can very easily become an 87) and Pietrangelo is pretty good. Fair trade. You got ripped off for trading Grabner.

[Lilwayne - Retired Canucks GM]

lol it woulda helped if i knew who enroth was haha

and as for grabner....fuck lol

[Hemskyfan - Former Carolina GM]

peitrangelo gets REALLY good and this one is awsome keep it up

[Lilwayne - Retired Canucks GM]

It’s the offseason now, and a lot of Players retired. Some of them are

Chris Chelios
Mark Recchi
Darryl Sydor
Rob Blake
Doug Weight
Alex Kovalev (retired faster than thought)
Keith Tkachuk
Temmu Selanne
Roman Hamrlik
Ian Laperriere
Brad May
Donald Brashear
Todd Marchant
Adrian Aucoin
Hal Gil
Scott Walker

After all of that, we’re back to where we started, the Prospects game, and I decline the opportunity to play it once again. The World Prospects defeat the North American Juniors this time around 2-1.

My scout tells me his top 5 picks for this years draft, and they are

D – Vitali Fedotov
G – Pavel Kalinin
D – Theo Lutz
RW – Chris Sestito
C – Sergej Smirnov (lol)

It’s time to enter the draft and that’s what we do! We have the 19th Pick this year, hopefully we pick up someone great. Boston is up first. But first its time to update a few trades

To Col – RW Trent Hunter and D Alexi Semenov
To NYI – D Tom Preissing and C Cedric McNicoll
Okay

To Dallas – RW David Backes
To St. Louis – D Stephane Robidas
Nice pickup by DAL

I have two phone calls, one from TB other from CHI, hopefully something good

Tampa offers
To Nucks – C – Tyrell and D – Jackson
To TB – LW – Kennedy (my first round pick last season)and LW – Boisclair
Im not giving up Kennedy so i make it Boisclair for Jackson and they accept. (Jackson = better Potential)

Chicago offers
To Nucks – D – Seabrook and C – Dowell
To Chicago – D – Bieksa and D – Poulin
Seabrook is a 87 and Bieksa is a 80 but they take a very good top end prospect from me, I ACCEPT!

Draft Starts!

And I pick D Dan Moulson because he looks pretty good (19 years old)

1st Round Is over and there are 2 big trades

To ATL – LW Zach Parise and LW Pierre-Luc Leblond
To NJ – D Nathan Oystrick and D Johnny Oduya
I guess NJ got a taste of their own medicine haha

To LA – RW Ales Hemsky
To EDM – D Matt Greene
Nice pick up by LA

I have two phone calls, one from STL other from ANA

STL offers
To Nucks – RW – Crombeen and 3rd Round Pick (STL)
To STL – C – Phillips
I decline because Phillips is 19, 80 OV and got 79 PTS in 80 games for the moose last year

Anaheim Offer
To Nucks – D Festerling
To Ducks – LW – Kennedy
I decline but counter them with a minor league deal and they accept

My turn to Pick again!

I decide to pick LW Marcel Dumont

Another trade happens

To TB – LW Patrik Elias
To NJ – LW Ryan Malone
Making room for Kovy? Lol

In the 3rd Round I pick some Swedish LW named Tomas Myrvold

No trades to announce and Anaheim calls again, and keep offering me festerling for one of my prospects....argh lol

I let the computer pick for me in the last 2 rounds.
And no trades occurred after the Elias one.
Now its time to re-sign some players, and holy fuck are there a lot of them lol...

There are 25 skaters, and i have 13 mil.

I offer all my rookies contracts and offer

(86) Ryan Kesler a 4 year deal worth just a bit over 3 mil a year and
(84) Mason Raymond a 3 year deal worth 3 mil a year

That’s all i do for day 1.

Kesler Accepts
Raymond Rejects (fucking asshole)

Half my rookies are pissed at the amount i offer them and decline lol

I offer Raymond 4 year deal worth 3.3 a year
I offer Cory Schneider a 4 year deal worth 1.5 a year
I offer Welly a 3 year deal woth 900K
I offer Demitra a 1 year deal woth 1.75 mil
I offer bert a 1 year deal worth 1 mil

I advance to the next day hoping to see who signs and the amount of $$ i have left over for my D

Cory Schnieder rejects
Raymond Accepts
Demitra Rejects
Bert Rejects
Welly Rejects (i guess i have to throw in a cheeseburger or two )
Hansen Accepts
Glass Accepts
Bolduc Accepts
Bliznak Accepts
Rookies Accept

I have 8.6 mil left to spend

I release Welly to FA
I release Pettinger to FA
I release Bertuzzi to FA

I offer Demitra a 2 year deal worth 2.475 a year since he got 62 points last season
I offer SOB 1 year deal worth 1.3 a year

I advance to the next day

Cory Schnieder Rejects again (i just want him so i can trade him lol)
Demitra Accepts
SOB Rejects

I got 6 mil left to spend

I offer Mitchell 3 years worth 2.950 a year
I offer McKee 2 years at 3.025 a year
I offer Schnieds another deal

Advance to next day

Schneider rejects again
Mitchell Rejects
McKee Rejects

I offer both of them 3.125 deals

Schnieder rejects my latest offer
Mitchell Rejects
McKee accepts

I let Mitchell SOB and M.Schnieder walk

I offer Halak over 3 mil a year for 4 years

My GM rep went up and I now have a 3rd phone for Trade Negotiations

HALAK accepts
Schnieder said he decided to sign but we didn’t have enough money, fucking jackass
Rome Rejects
Valentenko rejects
Nycholat accepts

It is now July 1st!

There are some big names in the FA pool, here are a few

Scott Neidermayer
Sergei Gonchar
Zherdev
Kubina
Mitchell
Morris
Witt
Hamhuis
Kariya

I offer a few contracts here and therem and my GM rep dropped lol

Cory Schnieder signed elsewhere
A few rookies accepted

I advance to the next day and MY GM Rep dropped again..woohoo

Everyone is declining my offers (i only have 1.8 mil to spend)

I signed Shaonne Morrison to a 1 year deal..

I think im done for FA this year, lets see the major acquisitions for others so far.

Wow there are so many........well here I go lol (the main ones)

ANA – Ray Emery 84
BUF – Cory Schnieder 83
FLA – Pavel Kubina 83
ATL – Derek Morris 83
PIT – Brendan Witt 83
CBJ – Dan Hamhuis 82
FLA – Paul Ranger 82
BOS – Sergei Gonchar 86
CAR – Marty Turco 85
ANA – Kari Lethonen 85
BUF – Chris Mason 83
TB – Josh Harding 82
LAK – Marek Zidlicky 82
PHX – Mark Stuart 80
DAL – SOB 80
TB – Jeff Deslauriers 80
VAN – Shaone Morrisonn 81
PIT – Daniel Girardi 80
COL – Willie Mitchel 83
DAL – Mike Van Ryan 79
ATL – Scott Neidermayer 87
ATL – Denis Grebeshkov
BUF – Jere Lethinen 81/Ray Whitney 81/Paul Kariya 82
ANA – Patric Hornqvist 81
TOR – Aaron Rome 77

Now a few trades to update

To Wash – G Erik Ersberg 77
To LAK – D Garnet Exelby 80

STL traded Berglund 83 to BUF for crap

To TB – RW Milan Hejduk 84
To Col – D Bryan Allen 80


To Phi – D Nick Boynton 83
To NJ – D Matthew Carle 82

To WSH – G Antti Niemi 82
To CHI – C Brooks Laich 81


A few young guys sign with me here and there and I have maxed out my roster.

It’s July 22nd and Edmonton offers me

To Nucks – D – Daley and D – Greene
To EDM – G – Halak and RW – Demitra
I decline since its not what I’m looking for.

It’s now July 31st, time to update some trades

To DAL – RW Maxim Afinogenov and C Marty Sertich
To COL – LW Francis Wathier and RW Krys Barch

To MTL – D Nick Schultz 81
To MIN – LW Andrei Kostitsyn 84

To CHI – RW Michael Grabner and LW Josef Hrdina
To BOS – LW Andrew Ladd and RW Dustin Byfuglien
Damn that was a lot to give up for grabner, i guess he is good lol

To TB – RW Graham Mink and LW Cory Stillman
To FLA – D Mattias Ohlund and D Joel Kwiatkowski

To CBJ – RW Johan Franzen 83
To DET – D Robyn Rehehr 89
Lol why can i get offered these trades

To Caps – D James Wisniewski 78
To ANA – D Brian Pothier 79 and 3rd Round Pick (WSH)

To Canes – RW Pascal Dupuis 80
To Pens – D Ville Koistinen 77

Simming is Done To August 31st and there are a few trades to update

To Col – D Kevin Bieksa and D Kim Johnsson
To Chi – D Scott Hannan and D Alexei Semenov

To PHI – C Stephan Leclaire and C Jason Arnott
To NSH – D Duncan Keith 86

To LA – LW Scott Hartnel and LW Riley Cote
To PHI – RW Alex Hemsky and D Patrick Mullen

To Ott – D Matt Greene 82
To Edm – G Pascal Leclaire 82

To MTL – D Matt Gilroy and C Saku Koivu
To ANA – D Ryan O’Byrne and RW Georges Laraque
I guess Koivu missed MTL lol

A few signings

Chi – Pekka Rinne 83
Ana – Fabbian Brunnstrom 81
Ana – Toni Lydman 80
Nsh – Vesa Toskala 79
Nsh – Jonas Gustavsson 82 (didn’t see that coming)
Stl – Jose Theodore 80
Ana – Tomas Fleischmann 82

I made a few trades myself

To Van – 5th Round Pick (ANA)
To ANA – D Nolan Baumgartner

To Van – 1st Round Pick (ANA)
To Ana – RW Guillame Desbiens

It’s now October 2nd and My boss sends me a message, he says

“Don’get to comfortable though, how you do this year will decide if we keep you around for next year. Im hoping you’ll get atleast 46 wins this season. Don’t let me down.”

Ah fuck lol, i guess i’ll be kissing my nucks gm job away .

My lines are as follows for the opening game

Sedin 88-Sedin 89-Demitra 83
Raymond 84-Kesler 86-Bernier 83
Burrows 82-Phillips 80-Sammy81
Rypien 77-Pouliot 77-Shirokov 79

Ehrhoff 84-Seabrook 87
Edler 83-McKee 83
Salo 79-Morrisonn 81

Luongo 92
Sumal 76

Halak spends another year with the moose (86 ov).

Time to start the season

Phx offers me a shitty deal that i reject right away lol, and I lose a phone for doing so... ??

We start off the season at home against the wild and the game goes to our liking, we give them a 7-1 shellacking! woohoo

I sim all the way till the end of October and my boss puts in a quick reminder that he expects my team to make it to the semi-finals this year....like always...As for my team, they are hot as FUCK! Blowing out teams 7-1, 7-1, 5-2, 4-0, 6-0 but then they start losing (like always) but we end the month off with a 3-2 OT win over the oilers. We actually had a 5 game win streak and went an amazing 8-3-1 throughout October!!!

As for my AHL team, they went 7-5. But my NHL team is on pace for 55 wins! Lol lets keep it up boys!

I go to check my stats and the Sedins-Demitra line is still ripping it up, but a few guys like burrows, Samuelsson are disappointing me with 4 points in 12 games.

My team currently sits in 4th spot, 2 points behind CGY with a game in hand.

For you leafs fans, Toronto sit in 8th spot (13 pts)!!! But 7 points behind the East leaders, MTL.


Time to sim Novemeber! The first game of the month isn’t to pretty as we lose 2-0 to Carolina. As we reach the end of November, the team ends up with a record of 13-10-2 (they went 5-7-1 that month....)

My AHL team is 12-10-0 (they went 5-5 that month)

Since my team played disgusting, i waived my 4th line center and called up someone from the farm. I also put Salo on waivers and he cleared so i brought up one of my top prospects. After that I signed RW Zherdev 84 to a 3 year deal and RW Lewis 81 to a 5 year deal. Big change was needed and some players like Sammy might be seeing the 4th line if this type of play keeps up. And then i fucking notice i cant call them up or they have to go through waivers so they spend a whole year in my Farm...FUCK!!! lol

Shockingly, my team sits in 3rd place with 28 points, but from 5th to 9th place, every team has 28 points lol. As for you leafs fans, the leafs sit in 7th place with 30 points! 2 points back of those habs and 3 points up on the 9th place team.

Also i just figure out Henrik Sedin has a separated shoulder and is gone till January...great.

There were also a few trades to update

To Det – RW Marek Svatos 82
To Col – G Preson Conklin 73
Im guessing he’s a good prospect

To TB – D Eric Brewer and D Chris Phillips
To OTT – RW Martins Karsums and LW Patrik Elias

To STL – LW Alex Tanguay 84
To OTT – D Stephane Robidas 84
Fair deal

To Ott – RW Aaron Boogaard and a 5th Round Pick (PIT)
To Pit – 2nd Round Pick (Ott) and a 3rd Round Pick (Ott)

Time to sim December!

We start the month with a great 3-2 win over the avs but right after that we go on a horrendous 4 game losing streak. But end up finishing the month on a high note with a 4 game win streak. Streaky is what this team breathes by.

Out new record is 20-15-3 (went 7-5-1 this month). I guess that’s decent but we can do much better.

My AHL team is 18-15-2 (went 6-5-2 this month). Zherdev is ripping it up down there with 21 points in 15 games but Lewis has a measly 8 points in 15 games :/.

The nucks currently sit in 9th place with 43 points, one point back of 8th and 5 points back of 3rd.

The leafs sit in 6th place with 45 points, 5 points behind 1st place MTL and 5 points ahead of 9th (ATL).

Time to update the trades in December. And i can say Burke made a splash.

To NYI – RW Ryan Callahan 81
To NYR – D Jack Hillen 76

To Min – LW Alexander Frolov 84
To LAK – D Brooks Orpik 83

To Chi – D Mark Streit 84
To NYI – D Chris Pronger 92
Lol wtf

To NSH – C Mike Ribeiro 85
To DAL – D Sheldon Souray 84

*THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE A BLOCK BUSTER FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT, THEY HAVE TRADED DION PHANEUF 85 TO THE CAPS FOR ALEXANDER SEMIN 86*

Lol

To STL – LW Andrew Brunette
To Min – D Barret Jackman

Some big names were dealt in the month of December.

Time to sim January. Oh sweet there’s an allstar game , i guess i’ll sim up to that (JAN 25).

We start of the month against the Blue Jackets and that game doesn’t go too well as we lose 6-5. We seem to bounce back and forth between wins and losses, and finish off with a record of 25-19-4 (went 5-4-1 that month).

As for the moose, they are now 25-20-4 (went 7-5-2 that month).

Right now Daniel Sedin is playing the best with 48 points in 47 games.

As for zherdev, he is now getting 35 points in 29 games and lewis has 13 points in 29 games (but only 1 goal..).

The nucks are currently in 9th place with 54 points (tied for 8th) and 7 points back of CGY (3rd – 62).

As for those leafs, they are now in 4th place (61 points), 1 points back of MTL for 2nd and 8 points up on the 9th place team....Could they make the playoffs?!?!

Only one trade and it involved Parros going to the wings lol.

I was offered a deal

To Van – C Mikhail Grabovski 83 (2nd in league with 65 points)
To Tor – RW Steve Bernier 83 and a 3rd Round Pick (VAN)
I accepted

To Van – D Alex Pietrangelo 82
To Buf – Bolduc, Vorobiev, Bliznak (all high rookies)
Accepted (team needs shakeup)

To Van – D Teemu Ahonen 81
To CBJ – RW Shirokov, Labrie and a 1st
Accepted, Ahonen is awesome


Time for the all-star game!

It was a close battle, back n forth, but the West ended up winning it in OT with a score of 6-5.

Now all fun and games are done with, we got 14 big games in February and hopefully we can gain some space in the battle for the playoffs. We start off the month against STL, and lose to them 2-1.

While simming, Boston offers me a deal which includes me getting a 2nd and 3rd for one of my top propects, I decline.

Colorado offer
To Van – 2nd and 5th
To Col – D – Brent Seabrook and RW – Alexeev
NO DEAL.

SJ offers
To Van – D – Vaananen
To SJ – RW – Hollweg (propect)
No Deal.

As for the rest of February, we end up with a record of 31-27-4 (went 6-8-0). Horrible.

My AHL team is now 26-29-6 (1-9-2). DISGUSTING.

Grabovski leads my team with 74 points in 64 games and right behind him is
Daniel Sedin with 58 points in 62 games.

As for my AHL, Zherdev slowed down and has 43 points in 41 games while Lewis has 21 points in 41 games.

The nucks (66 pts) are sitting in 10th place 3 points back of 8th, 15 points back of the division.

Those mapleclamps are still at it, sitting in 4th with 82 points, 1 point back of 1st (MTL) and 16 points ahead of 9th place, I guess its safe to say, they’ll make the playoffs this year! Burke’s a genius lol.

A few trades to update for the month of February

To EDM – RW Shane De Vries Afinogenov and Clowe
To DAL – Pisani and Jacques

To Buf – D Brad Lukowich 79
To Dal – LW Ray Whitney 81

To Cbj – D Pavel Kubina and D Mattias Ohlund
To Fla – RW Derek Dorsett and LW Kristian Huselius

To Chi – D Ryan O’Byrne 80 and a 4th
To Ana – LW Kris Versteeg 82

To Nj – RW Chris Neil and C Jeff Halpern
To Tb – RW Jamie Langenbrunner and RW Vladimir Zharkov

To Mtl – D Chris Phillips 84
To Tb – RW Brian Gionta 85

To SJ – RW Martin St. Louis and RW Michael Repik
To Fla – Volchenkov, Vaananen and Huskins
Wow nice pick up, SJ look strong as fuck.

I Sim up to the trade deadline, we play 2 games before that, one against ANA other against CBJ. We lose 5-2 to the Ducks so I decide to play Halak in the next game. We beat CBJ 5-3, i guess i’ll stick with Halak in net for a few more games.

It is now Trade Deadline Day! (lmao i just noticed my AHL team is on a 11 game losing streak...OUCH)

Boston is calling with 4 hours left. They offer
To Van – 2 crappy players
To Bos – 2 top rookies
I DECLINE.

A few trades occurred
To Wsh – LW Ryan Hollweg 75
To Dal – LW Seth Segal 72

To Phx – RW Francois Bouchard 80
To Wsh – D Patrick McNeill 76

3 Hours left and the Pens are calling, They offer
To Van – D – Stoner
To Pens – RW – Hollweg (top prospect)
As much as I love his name, i don’t need another pothead on the team lol.

A few trades occurred
To Edm – RW Jere Lehtinen 81 and a 4th
To Buf – LW Daniel Carcillo 80

To Pens – D Marc-Andre Bergeron 80
To Mtl – C Maxime Talbot 80

To Nyr – LW Brett Maclean and D Kurt Sauer
To Phx – RW Enver Lesin and RW Andrres Ambuhl

2 Hours left and Washington are calling, they offer
To Nucks – G – Holtby and LW – Barch
To WSH – 2 prospects
Rejected.

A few trades occur again
To NYI – LW Brenden Morrow 85 and D Christoph Schubert
To DAL – LW Rob Schremp 83 and C Frans Nielsen

Big TRADE
To SJ – D Nicklas Lidstrom 91
To DET – C Patrick MArleau 89
SJ look sick

To Bos – C Oscar Moller and LW Ryan Smyth
To LAK – Sergei Gonchar and RW Michael Ryder

To TB – C Kyle Brodziak and C Eric Belanger
To Min – RW Milan Hejduk and RW Adam Hall

To Buf – RW Daniel Alfredsson and D Carclo Colaiacovo
To STL – C Tim Connolly and D Jordan Leopold.


Some big names moved there

It’s the last hour and the Pens/Flames are calling, hopefully its not another minor league deal.
Pens offer
To Van – C – Kennedy and D – Letang
To Pens – G – Halak and RW – Hollweg and Sammy
I accept, why not.

Flames offer a deal i Reject in a second lol

A few more trades occur
To EDM – D Scott Hannan 84
To CHI – RW Jean-Pierre Dumont 83

To WSH – D Matt Gilroy 78
To MTL – D Greg Zanon 79

To Car – D Michael Sauer 79
To Phx – LW Jussi Jokinen 81

There are 2 calls in the final hour from the wings and leafs.
Wings offer
To Nucks – G – Larrson 2nd
To Wings – LW – Brashear (prospect) 2nd
Reject

To Nucks – RW – Stempniak and RW – Orr
To Leafs – RW – Zherdev and RW – Alexeev
Yeah ill decline..

A few more trades occur
BIG TRADE
To Nsh – D Zdeno Chara and D Douglas Murray
To Bos – D Shea Weber and LW Steve Sullivan

To Phx – D Willie Mitchell 84
To Col – LW Shane Doan 86

To Chi – C Tomas Plekanec and D Paul Mara
To Mtl – C Brooks Laich and C Samuel Pahlsson

TRADE DEADLINE IS OVER!!!

My line up heading into the final stretch is this

Sedin 88 – Sedin 89 – Demitra 83
Raymond 84 – Grabovski 83 – Kesler 86
Burrows 83 – Phillips 80 – Kennedy 81
Lindstrom 76 – Rypien 77 – Hansen 77

Ehrhoff 84 – Seabrook 87
Letang 83 – Edler 84
Pietrangelo 83 – McKee 83

Luongo 92
Liles 77

Time for our first game with this new line-up against those dreaded hawks and we beat them 2-1! Woohoo. Lol the schedule is fucked my team played 4 consecutive games in a row (21,22,23,24) and still won 3/4. Teams new record is 40-31-6 (went 9-4-2 this month). That’s a nice rebound.

As for the moose, they are 30-38-7 (went 4-9-1). They’re out.

Grabovski leads my team with 86 points in 79 games and Daniel/Demitra both have 65 in 77 with kesler at 64.

As for my AHL, Zherdev has 51 in 51 and Lewis has 29 in 55.

The nucks are currently sitting in 7th place (we’re not gonna get 46 wins uh oh). 9th place team has 79 points so we’re basically almost in! Woohoo. Just gotta win a game.


The leafs clinched 4th spot and are 3 points back of the division. THEY MADE IT! Lol

Final 5 games anrd my team loses the first game against Chicago, loses the next game against phoenix....beats Calgary (woohoo), gets whooped by the kings and loses to Nashville. Lol

The nucks finish in 8th place and are playing the Sharks....CRAP!

Leafs finish in 3rd with 102 points and are playing the Sabres.



The Final Standings are

WEST
1.San Jose – 99
2.Columbus – 98
3.Minnesota – 98
4.Calgary – 98
5.St.Louis – 95
6.Los Angeles – 94
7.Chicago – 90
8.Vancouver – 88 (woohoo)

EAST

1.Carolina – 106
2.Pittsburgh – 102
3.Toronto – 102
4.Montreal – 101
5. Florida – 95
6.Buffalo – 92
7. Tampa – 89
8.Ottawa – 88

As for my Stats they are

CANUCKS STATS

POINTS – Mikhail Grabovski - 84
GOALS – DANIEL SEDIN – 30
ASSISTS – Mikhail Grabovski - 59
PIMS – Rick Rypien – 130

Top Players for Nucks

MIKHAIL GRABOVSKI – 30G-59A=89PTS
RYAN KESLER – 23G-46A=69PTS
DANIEL SEDIN – 30G-38A=68PTS
PAVOL DEMITRA – 28G-39A=67PTS
MASON RAYMOND – 30G-30A=60PTS
CHRISTIAN EHRHOFF – 7G-44A=51PTS

ROBERTO LUONGO (2.72) 37-36 (including OT losses) 91.1%



NHL LEADERS

POINTS – SIDNEY CROSBY – 121
GOALS – MARIAN GABORIK – 57
ASSISTS – JASON SPEZZA – 75
PIMS – DANIEL CARCILLO – 196

TOP PLAYERS

SIDNEY CROSBY – 54G-67A=121PTS
MARIAN GABORIK – 57G-49A=106PTS
JASON SPEZZA – 26G-75A=101PTS
BOBBY RYAN – 41G-57A=98PTS
ILYA KOVALCHUK – 48G-49A=97PTS
PHIL KESSEL – 44G-51A=95PTS
ALEX SEMIN – 39G-55A=94PTS
ERIC STAAL – 47G-47A=94PTS
DANY *FUCKING*HEATLEY – 39G-55A=94PTS
THOMAS VANEK – 38G-55A=93PTS
RYAN GETZLAF – 28G-65A-93PTS
EVEGENI MALKIN – 43G-50A=93PTS


Playoff Tree

WEST
1.SJ
8.VAN

2.CBJ
7.CHI

3.MIN
6.LAK

4.CGY
5.STL

EAST

1.CAR
8.OTT

2.PIT
7.TB

3.TOR
6.BUF
4.MTL
5.FLA

Noooooooooo just noticed Luongo broke his ankle and will miss the first 5 games (no wonder we lost).

INJURIES (its mid april)

FLA – LW – Booth (A sore Shoulder returning May 3)
SJ – RW – Repik (A sore hip returning April 18)
Van – G – Luongo (Broken Ankle returning April 25)

ITS PLAYOFF TIME!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE NUCKS...LUONGO TO MISS 5 GAMES?! WILL I GET FIRED?! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT

Playoffs to come soon
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